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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Alternative fielding positions

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Currently Boston

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sheltering in place.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

'Talk to my lawyer.'

Sign Him.

'Give us another minute, blue. The surgeon just reattached the tendon and he's closing up.'

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Octopus in the bleachers.

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out