Yankees Aficionado T-Shirts

New Yorkers wear Yankee hats.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Sheltering in place.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

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'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

I love Basketball.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

Baseball.

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Sign Him.

'Here comes my homey...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

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