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"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

"My parents want me to have a bar mitzvah in Israel, but I'd rather have it in Yankee Stadium."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sheltering in place.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Monster Baseball

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."