Y2k Reminiscer Gifts

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

"Good lord, Agnes, the dreaded millennium bug has struck!"

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'My backup special...'

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

My first Boyfriend.

New Year's eve plans!

There's always so much catching up to do after vacation.

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

'Y2K compliance!'

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"No, I don't remember our wedding vows. Who remembers an argument 20 years ago?"

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'This is the same table we had when I proposed years ago. See? It still has my fingernail marks.'

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."

Trends of 2000

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"