Y2k Enthusiast Gifts

God looking glum at the the decline of the world towards the year 2000

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'My backup special...'

2000 Compatible ?

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

YOLO vs YODO

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Yo-Yo Sales

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Do you mind?"

"YOLO."

'Y2K compliance!'

New Year's eve plans!

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

Yawning is contagious.

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

"YOL 9Lives."

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

Trends of 2000

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

Business is up and down.

"Good lord, Agnes, the dreaded millennium bug has struck!"

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"