Y2k Enthusiast Pillows

God looking glum at the the decline of the world towards the year 2000

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'My backup special...'

2000 Compatible ?

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

YOLO vs YODO

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"YOLO."

'Y2K compliance!'

New Year's eve plans!

"Do you mind?"

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

Yawning is contagious.

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

"YOL 9Lives."

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

Trends of 2000

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"

Business is up and down.

"Good lord, Agnes, the dreaded millennium bug has struck!"

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'