Nostalgic For Y2k Pillows

New Year's eve plans!

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Old-fashioned computer

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"The record player is skipping again."

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Young MacDonald

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

'Y2K compliance!'

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

"iPhone4, how I've missed you! Do you still have my Angry Birds game?"

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

"I'm starting to look old."

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

No assembly required.

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

Ideas before their time Telegraph office. You're wasting way too much time using that thing to forward jokes.

Thomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone

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Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

"It's your Grandpa's version of keeping up with technology...reading the papers online."