Y2k Nostalgia Fan Gifts

Here's to the Mandellium

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'I miss the 90s. The good old days of hostile takeovers.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

school kids playing conkers

Rejected Spice Girls.

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

Candy Land for Adults

'Y2K compliance!'

New Year's eve plans!

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

'My backup special...'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'The batteries must be dead.'

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

Diamond Geezer.

"He's pretty depressed - Ginger Spice was his favorite."

"I think he's trying to make a money out of us..."

"Do you ever wanna get back in the game?"

A Visit from the Ghost of Pre-9/11

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"