Xenobiology Gifts

"Woah, Zlorf, check out these things! They're covered in skin and pass gas like a Xorbo."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Playing Fetch.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Wildlife

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."