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'It's a simple enough question. White, rye or whole wheat?'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

That party went well.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Formula.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Fish Food

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Quiz

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

How moons are born...

"I want my job back."

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest