Wuthering Heights Lover Pillows

Wuthering Lights plc.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Scotsman in the bath...

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

The Taming of the Ewe

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.