Worried Mom Gifts

'Mom's really nervous because I've been good for too long.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Balancing work and family

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Trust

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"I'm a working mom."

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'