Worm Farmer Musings Gifts

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"We just need more wiggle room."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Worm Appreciation Society!

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

Worm humour

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

'Be wormier!'

Corporate Hornworms

Worm running away from hook.

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

They ran off with some blooming worms!

'So did the chiropractor help at all?'

"I don't know if I like the looks of this place."

'The Financial Crisis has not affected me: Food is still dirt cheap...'

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"What to wear, what to wear.. another tube top, I guess."

Worm hiding behind hook.

The late bird orders a take away.

Worm job fair.

'As you can taste for yourself, this property has a very rich soil...'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

"So tell me, where do you see yourself 5 feet from now?"

Amazing Facts: About Our Animal Friends, Worms only use Phones for Texting.