Worm Farmer Musings Mugs

I like worms --- I just don't know if I want to make them my life's work.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"We just need more wiggle room."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Worm Appreciation Society!

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

Worm humour

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

'Be wormier!'

'Hello great great great great grandad! I've travelled through a wormhole from the future!'

Worm running away from hook.

Corporate Hornworms

Hey, Agatha. I've got some hot stuff for you. Nana? Take a look. Wow! Grade-A product. Thanks. Umm

The late bird orders a take away.

Worm hiding behind hook.

"What to wear, what to wear.. another tube top, I guess."

'So did the chiropractor help at all?'

"I don't know if I like the looks of this place."

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

They ran off with some blooming worms!

'The Financial Crisis has not affected me: Food is still dirt cheap...'

Worm job fair.

'As you can taste for yourself, this property has a very rich soil...'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

"So tell me, where do you see yourself 5 feet from now?"