World's Fair T-Shirts

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Hay Rides $10

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of Like.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Ice Cream Tower.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

tnl of lv

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Whack A Soul.

Roller Coasters

At the poetic justice fair.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"Sorry Kid?"