World's Fair T-Shirts

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Funnel of Love

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of Like.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

tnl of lv

Roller Coasters

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

At the poetic justice fair.

Whack A Soul.

"Sorry Kid?"

The interminable!