World Maths Day Prints

Math Dreams

A Puppet Named Juan

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Graduation Speech.

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

The Re-Opening of Schools

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

I love maths.

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

Global Education

Lesser Known Digits of Pi