World Maths Day Pillows

Math Dreams

A Puppet Named Juan

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Graduation Speech.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

The Re-Opening of Schools

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Recession mathematical equation.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

I love maths.

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

"I don't ever want you taken away, son. Never get into subtraction."