Winning A Math Competition Prints

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Bullseye!

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Science Fair Judgements

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Happy Champion

High Five

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Champions biting their medals

Swimming Champion.

The weight of winning gold.

"What's next?"

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"'I'm checking my answers."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Handing over money.

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

"Of course, I could be wrong."

Dog show success