Math Champion Prints

"No wonder the students can't solve the problem. I can't solve the problem."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Children's education

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'190 divided by two...'

Graduation Speech.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."