World Heritage Wanderer Gifts

Man notice that his wife resembles an easter island statues

Easter Island Shades...

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Hither and Yon sign

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Where the wild things were."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Coronavirus world

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'