World Cup Wizard Gifts

Theory of Impossibility: German2/Sweden1

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Emma Watson

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

"When did this game get started?"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Computer whisperer.

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."