World Cup Wizard Pillows

Knight in shining Lycra!

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"When did this game get started?"

'Boat Launch'

Computer whisperer.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."