Tennis Wizard Gifts

'My coach likes me to hit a few balls for her to warm up.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Natural Disasters

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

Monica Seles

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Tennis ball girl.

Cat and mouse.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Multisports

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Love All

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Sporting maladies.

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