Racquet Wizard Gifts

Rafael Nadal

Natural Disasters

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

"When did this game get started?"

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Basketball net above the garage door.

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"He used to be in advertising"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Great Moments in Chess

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

'Anyone for doubles?'

"Apparently they're both going for back to back wins."

Spider Tennis

"Watch out for his back hand."

'My coach likes me to hit a few balls for her to warm up.'

'This is one of the most powerful marketing tools known to man!'

Triathlon Race

Wilderness Pinball