Racquet Wizard Mugs

Natural Disasters

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"When did this game get started?"

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

"He used to be in advertising"

Basketball net above the garage door.

Great Moments in Chess

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

"Watch out for his back hand."

Triathlon Race

'My coach likes me to hit a few balls for her to warm up.'

"Apparently they're both going for back to back wins."

'This is one of the most powerful marketing tools known to man!'

Spider Tennis

Wilderness Pinball

'Anyone for doubles?'

Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen