World Cup Rider Gifts

'I thought it was a coffee morning.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Graffiti on guard's horse

A woman watches football on her computer.

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Tango

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Bicycle Sidecar.

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Musical Bicycle.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Football Planet

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

World Cup Fan.

Red Card - Gold Card.

Bike powered computer.