Workspace Wit Gifts

"So how long have you worked here, Baldo?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

I'm a self-made man!

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

How are you at decision making?

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

The Move.