Workplace Transformation Lover Gifts

'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'These are job perks.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

I'd rather be at the office.

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"I knew there would be a catch."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'I like the way you tick, Watkins!'

Plumbing Company Executive

Boss: 'Yes, I did say you had potential - the problem is you don't seem to have quite as much of it as I originally thought you did!'

"This one is less distracting."

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"