Workplace Transformation Lover Gifts

'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'These are job perks.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

The Workaholics Building

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"I knew there would be a catch."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

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Women Have To Choose

I'd rather be at the office.

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

She was always an introvert.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'I like the way you tick, Watkins!'

Plumbing Company Executive

"This one is less distracting."

Boss: 'Yes, I did say you had potential - the problem is you don't seem to have quite as much of it as I originally thought you did!'

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"