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"Hey watch out for that new manager, he seems to know everything that's going on around here."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"This never happened."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

'I wish they would just spring for a paper shredder.'

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'I heard they lost another one.'

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"He just called our work substandard."

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

At last he was ready to plug into online job search.

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

'After Graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance by the C.I.A. How about you?'

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

'Thought I'd run off a couple of resum?s while the boss is out.'

Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"My dad works in surveillance."

"I like that new chap Jenkins. Seems to be a good listener."

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

"My first day was unusual. There was no one there to show me around so I had to just poke around and familiarise myself with the place."

'Find out who he is and why we haven't got to him yet.'

CCTV - Suggestions Box

"They're looking for a new Bond Baddie."

'You think Simmons is on drugs?'

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