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For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

CEO Escape

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Cut and Run

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

Elevator/Open Range

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

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"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"I took something for my headache. I took my boss to the airport."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"I've thought of someone to blame."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"Maybe we overdid the sedation."

"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

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