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"He just called our work substandard."

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

A boy acting suspiciously

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I spy with my little eye…"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

Licensed to grill.

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."