Workplace Social Critic Pillows

'You really need to do something about your people skills, Hawkins!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Trump pardons

Oligarchy

Voltaire

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

George Orwell

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Where does it all end up?

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Police Statetion

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of morale..."

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."