Social Critics Pillows

'I see you have a rich and generous father. You're in.'

'I'd have done better on the intelligence test, but it was biased toward intelligent people.'

'Please donate generously to the shadow dyslexia foundation 1-(800)-555-0852.'

"It's a great country–just don't get sick."

Materialism

Business men line up at the police station

A right of privacy party.

'Come on, man. What would our high school reunion be without Mr. Cool?'

Non handicapped parking only.

An Anarchist's Christmas

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"What brand is your family?"

"Well, well, well – look who brought the moderates to the fight over our nation's moral core."

Your chance to feel smug about all the choices you made.

"I knew, from an early age, that I wanted to be an asshole."

"Why are we hunting withces when there's a whole world out there waiting to be done for harassment and date rape?"

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

Gender Balance

'Glad to heart it. We're recruiting.'

"Please go Further! Stopping is not allowed!"

If there were no religion...s

Police & Corona

"Practicing social distancing is nothing new. We've been practicing it for years."

"A philanthropist is a man who gives away publicly a fortune he should really be giving back."

Risky Social Security

"I know how you feel."

Seize the Day Statue and a Homeless Man.

"I used to want 15 minutes of fame. Now I'd settle for 5 minutes of privacy."

"If we didn't have everything, Boswell, what would you want?"

"The steak's burned. . ."

What ever

Obese Tourists

Government Notice: You should be worrying about something.

Lib'rate Merica

"The galaxy he's from- ask him if it's got oil."