Workplace Justice Warrior Gifts

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

All non-union workers ask for and can expect is a fair shake.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Good boy."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

37 years in the same position.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Compression

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.