Workplace Equality Warriors Gifts

"My dear woman...we don't pay you less because you're a woman...we pay you less because we're men!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Resume Dumpers

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Studio in December

Women's day - 'work'

Minimum wage.

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"No windows, but there's a glass ceiling."

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

"We need to hire more women."

'T.S.I.F.'