Workplace Equality Champion Gifts

Equal Opportunities: 'Sure I am -- I'm a minority of one!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Glass Ceiling

Martin Luther King

Same Sex Marriages.

"I'll wear a top when you do."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Black and White: Segregation,

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

Human Rights for All

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

Hypocrisy about poverty

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

New York approves gay marriage.

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'