Workforce Equality Warrior Gifts

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Minimum wage.

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

'You both do equal work, but Hargrove here LOOKS busier.'

Male & Female separate company buildings

What to disclose at a job interview

'Why are you only paying me 77% of the amount my male counterparts are getting?'

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

Feeding at the Trough

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

Sexual Harassment

'If workers had the same rights as managers'

Antiunion, Inc: 'You get paid less because of your preexisting condition - you're a woman.'

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

"Why is she shouting"

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

That �10 rise you told me to keep quiet about - I found out everybody else got �20.

"They praised my academic work....it was clear I lacked two essential qualifications...Testicles!"

"So how do you like working for a woman boss?"

"My dear woman...we don't pay you less because you're a woman...we pay you less because we're men!"

"You have an impressive CV, but we were actually looking for someone more like us."

"Gentlemen, agenda item 6...sexism in the workplace."

"We don't have maternity leave, but our health plan covers contraceptives."

At least there's no sex discrimination here.

"Any more sexist remarks and you'll be polishing my secretary's glass ceiling."