Workforce Equality Warrior Gifts

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Minimum wage.

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

'You both do equal work, but Hargrove here LOOKS busier.'

Male & Female separate company buildings

What to disclose at a job interview

'Why are you only paying me 77% of the amount my male counterparts are getting?'

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

Feeding at the Trough

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

Sexual Harassment

Antiunion, Inc: 'You get paid less because of your preexisting condition - you're a woman.'

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'If workers had the same rights as managers'

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

"Why is she shouting"

Take Your Daughter to Work

"So how do you like working for a woman boss?"

"They praised my academic work....it was clear I lacked two essential qualifications...Testicles!"

That �10 rise you told me to keep quiet about - I found out everybody else got �20.

"My dear woman...we don't pay you less because you're a woman...we pay you less because we're men!"

"Any more sexist remarks and you'll be polishing my secretary's glass ceiling."

"We don't have maternity leave, but our health plan covers contraceptives."

At least there's no sex discrimination here.

"Gentlemen, agenda item 6...sexism in the workplace."