Workplace Equality Warrior Gifts

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Ann didn't know whether to be flattered or flabbergasted when it took two men to replace her.

'We need to hire some women.'

'J.J. Industries - an equal opportunity employer - formerly JJ Industries and unequal opportunity employer.

"Funny how you never hear a man being asked how he could combine a marriage with a career."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Minimum wage.

Women's day - 'work'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"No windows, but there's a glass ceiling."

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

Male & Female separate company buildings

"We need to hire more women."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

'You both do equal work, but Hargrove here LOOKS busier.'

'A ceiling? All this time I thought it was a floor.'

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

Goldilock tried the third chair and it was juuust right.

What to disclose at a job interview

'Why are you only paying me 77% of the amount my male counterparts are getting?'