Workout Trendsetter Gifts

"Training aid."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Too Skinny, Too Fat

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Woke Jersey Shore

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

Academy.

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

Hoodie

"Cool bling bro!"

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'Unfortunately, Mrs. Himner, spot weight reduction is impossible. You need to lose weight overall.'

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

"Help!!"

'Nothing says congrats on a healthy new diet than an arrangement of broccoli, fruit and cauliflower!'

Boss, the customers are demanding to know why the muffins taste like ground cardboard. There was a sale on week-old organic oat bran and cardboard muffins. Should I tell them that? Depends. Are the men wearing lumberjack beards and hipster glasses? And are the women wearing Salvation Army clothes and hipster glasses? Yes. Tell them.

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."