Athletic Trendsetter Gifts

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

Hoodie

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Sorry, coach. My mom says the other football pants are "too revealing."

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

Which way to menswear?

Cybergoths.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."