Workload Dodger Pillows

"No, I'm not going to work. I sent my computer to work for me. The screen has a photo of my face, so people will think it's me."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Homework flavored dog food

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

'The homework ate my dog.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'