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"No, I'm not going to work. I sent my computer to work for me. The screen has a photo of my face, so people will think it's me."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Homework flavored dog food

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'