Workaholic Wizard T-Shirts

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Time Out For Teddy

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"We're looking for a workaholic with another job that'll provide the pension and health benefits we don't provide."

"Have a good weekend!"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Vacation Mobile

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Business Vacation.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."