Workaholic Wizard Mugs

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Time Out For Teddy

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"We're looking for a workaholic with another job that'll provide the pension and health benefits we don't provide."

"Have a good weekend!"

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

You're a workaholic, Jan.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

Vacation Mobile

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Business Vacation.