Workaholic Wizards Mugs

"It's New York. It wants you back."

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Time Out For Teddy

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

Night-shift entrance

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"The only thing worse than being unemployed is having a job."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

"I've notices that you seem to be in the office 15 hours a day. . ."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

Vacation Mobile

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'