Workaholic Wizards Gifts

"It's New York. It wants you back."

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

Time Out For Teddy

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

"Have a good weekend!"

"The only thing worse than being unemployed is having a job."

Night-shift entrance

You're a workaholic, Jan.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Vacation Mobile

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I've notices that you seem to be in the office 15 hours a day. . ."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving