Workaholic Warriors Mugs

Work/Life Balance.

"You busy?"

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

'We don't insist on over time. However, to clock out you have to get past our guard dogs.'

Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting

"Have you considered not going home at night? Just think of the travel savings.."

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

"He's been working on that project non-stop."

"Talking of contracts, darling, I've just signed one myself."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"He retired at an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

"I look at work burnout like more of a burnout lasagna: last week's workload layered on the past week's workload, layed on the previous week's workload, all smothered on top of this week's workload."

"You've bust your hump."

'40% of lawyers say they're working a 50 hour week...So what are the lazy bastards doing with the REST of their time?'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Low-Energy Drinks

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

Working Late

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

Time Out For Teddy