Workaholic Warriors Pillows

Work/Life Balance.

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

"You busy?"

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

'We don't insist on over time. However, to clock out you have to get past our guard dogs.'

Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting

"Have you considered not going home at night? Just think of the travel savings.."

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

"He's been working on that project non-stop."

"Talking of contracts, darling, I've just signed one myself."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"He retired at an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

"I look at work burnout like more of a burnout lasagna: last week's workload layered on the past week's workload, layed on the previous week's workload, all smothered on top of this week's workload."

"You've bust your hump."

'40% of lawyers say they're working a 50 hour week...So what are the lazy bastards doing with the REST of their time?'

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Low-Energy Drinks

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Working Late

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."