Work Smarter Not Harder Fans Gifts

"It works smart, while we work hard."

Bright idea

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Election 2020

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

'This used to take hours.'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'We need someone in here, like now.'

That side up.

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

'What do you see in gold futures.'

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

'I want your ideas so we can play as a team and do it my way.'

Effective communications

The Off-line Store

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

"Remember, I'm behind you all the way. Way behind you."

Problem Solving at the Urinal

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'