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"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Heart to heart talk.

Astronaut love

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"Arthur, I need my space."