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"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cosmonaut

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Heart to heart talk.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Astronaut love

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Arthur, I need my space."